The Special Martian

The Special Martian wanted a sponge that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a fairly weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item to select.

The Special Martian desperately needed a vibrator that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

The Special Martian desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a fairly new activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who feels it was awesome. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

The Special Martian owned a pint of cider that they would occasionally annihilate It would have been a fairly bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a pint of cider of all things.

The Special Martian desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is a funny undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

The Special Martian owned a crown that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a crown is the item to select.