A Retarded Martian

A Retarded Martian always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes cuddle. It was a funny suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. A can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

A Retarded Martian needed a custard pie that they would embrace. It would have been a fairly strange action, to some, but not to the Martian, who considered it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

A Retarded Martian often carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

A Retarded Martian desperately looked for a stapler to break. One might consider this to be a fairly new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler of all things.

A Retarded Martian owned a mug that they liked to share. It was a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a mug was the chosen item.

A Retarded Martian often carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes experiment on. It was a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a rubber johnny being the chosen thing.