My Bum Loving Martian

My Bum Loving Martian desired a dildo that they liked to eat. It would have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving Martian always had with them a can of coke that they would drop. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Martian had a cucumber that they would throw. One might say this is a fairly surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be epic. Strangely, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Martian desperately looked for a spade that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a new proposal, to some, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a spade is the item to select.

My Bum Loving Martian had a teapot that they would occasionally drop. This could be considered an odd operation, to many, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was awesome. A teapot would be the item that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Martian desperately desired a rubber chicken that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was epic. Strangely, a rubber chicken of all things.