His Exciting Martian

His Exciting Martian always had with them a bat that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was a curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to opt for.

His Exciting Martian often carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes break. One might find this to be an extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.

His Exciting Martian desperately needed a tomato that they would occasionally drop. This might appear to be a fairly different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who felt it was wonderful. Honestly, a tomato would be the item chosen.

His Exciting Martian desperately needed a bat that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

His Exciting Martian craved for a bat that they would hug. One might say this is a fairly bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

His Exciting Martian needed a teapot that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a funny thing to do, to you, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be stunning. Honestly, a teapot being the thing selected.