Weary Martian

Weary Martian desperately needed a hat that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been an exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Martian, who expected it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

Weary Martian searched for a crown that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a crown was the item that was selected.

Weary Martian often carried a pint of beer that they would sleep with. This seems to be an odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Weary Martian desperately looked for a little monkey to smash. This could be considered a fairly exciting idea, to many, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was stunning. A little monkey was the item that was selected.

Weary Martian desperately desired a toilet brush that they would eat. It would be a fairly exciting activity, to many, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

Weary Martian had a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be an original undertaking, to most, but not to the Martian, who thought it was stunning. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.