The Naughty Martian

The Naughty Martian desired a melon that they sometimes eat. It would be a weird operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

The Naughty Martian looked for a little monkey that they would often put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly strange activity, to some, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Martian desperately needed a little monkey that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Martian desperately needed a CD player that they would often try to balance on their head. This seems a surprising activity, to me, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the item to opt for.

The Naughty Martian desperately looked for a crown that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be an extraordinary idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Martian desired a dildo that they would occasionally hug. It should have been a peculiar idea, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.