The Horny Martian

The Horny Martian desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they liked to break. This could be considered a weird exercise, to many, but not to the Martian, who considered it was entertaining. Remarkably, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

The Horny Martian looked for a radiator that they would occasionally experiment on. It might have been a fairly bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was out of this world. A radiator was the item that was opted for.

The Horny Martian searched for a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly an exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Martian, who considered it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the item to choose.

The Horny Martian looked for a stapler that they sometimes eat. It is considered to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item to opt for.

The Horny Martian desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would insert somewhere. It should be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Horny Martian desperately needed a cup to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who expected it was wonderful. Honestly, a cup being the thing selected.