My Horny Martian

My Horny Martian desperately looked for a computer that they would embrace. It might have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. A computer would be the item that was chosen.

My Horny Martian wanted a big sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

My Horny Martian often carried a sword that they would occasionally worship. It would be an unusual action, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who assumed it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a sword was the item that was chosen.

My Horny Martian desperately needed a helmet that they sometimes put on his head. It is a bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a helmet would be the chosen thing.

My Horny Martian often carried a custard pie to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly peculiar activity, to most, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

My Horny Martian often carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.