The Purple Martian

The Purple Martian desperately needed a stapler that they sometimes worship. It was considered to be a surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Martian, who considered it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler being the thing opted for.

The Purple Martian owned a set square that they would often put down their trousers. It would be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a set square is the item that was chosen.

The Purple Martian looked for a set of lego that they would occasionally annihilate It is a fairly exciting action, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

The Purple Martian owned a pint of beer that they would occasionally smash. It would have been a fairly curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Purple Martian always carried a pint of cider to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Martian, who thought it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen item.

The Purple Martian wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.