The Foolish Martian

The Foolish Martian looked for a stretchman that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. A stretchman being the chosen item.

The Foolish Martian needed a condom that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Martian craved for a big sponge that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly new proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.

The Foolish Martian needed a porno magazine that they would hug. It might be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is fun. Strangely, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

The Foolish Martian desperately desired a pint of cider that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is epic. Strangely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

The Foolish Martian looked for a stretchman to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. A stretchman would be the chosen thing.