His Blue Martian

His Blue Martian often carried a set of lego that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly weird proposal, to most, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a set of lego being the item selected.

His Blue Martian always kept a spade to eat. One might say this is a fairly unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. A spade is the item to choose.

His Blue Martian found a spade that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. A spade would be the item that was chosen.

His Blue Martian desperately needed a stapler that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly strange operation, to some, but not to the Martian, who feels it was epic. Bizarrely, a stapler being the thing opted for.

His Blue Martian wanted a condom that they would worship. It should be a funny idea, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

His Blue Martian always kept a chocolate bar that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the item to select.