The Adorable Martian

The Adorable Martian desperately craved for a vibrator that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a strange undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

The Adorable Martian always carried a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be an unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

The Adorable Martian always had with them a dildo to insert somewhere. One might say this is a funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. A dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

The Adorable Martian desperately needed a rubber chicken that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly an unusual activity, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

The Adorable Martian always had with them a custard pie that they liked to demolish. It might have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie of all things.

The Adorable Martian desperately looked for a block of cheese to annihilate It should be an exciting idea, to me, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.