The Boring Martian

The Boring Martian needed a can of coke that they sometimes hug. It was considered to be a fairly different proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Boring Martian needed a Harry Potter wand that they liked to play with. It is considered to be a bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

The Boring Martian found a condom that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly strange idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to select.

The Boring Martian desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is an unusual suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is fun. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

The Boring Martian desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. A pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

The Boring Martian had a stapler that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been an astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the thing that was selected.