The Retarded Martian

The Retarded Martian desired a bag of poop to rub on his belly. It should have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Martian, who feels it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop of all things.

The Retarded Martian always had with them a teapot to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly peculiar action, to many, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Martian desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

The Retarded Martian craved for a pencil sharpener that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

The Retarded Martian desperately wanted a pen to eat. It would be a fairly different approach to life, to you, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pen would be the item that was selected.

The Retarded Martian often carried a cucumber that they would put on his head. It might have been a somewhat surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing to select.