Her Horny Martian

Her Horny Martian desperately desired a tomato that they sometimes experiment on. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to many, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the item that was selected.

Her Horny Martian looked for a bag of flour that they liked to cuddle. It would have been a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

Her Horny Martian often carried a lava lamp that they liked to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

Her Horny Martian desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to play with. It should be a bizarre activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

Her Horny Martian always kept a teapot that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a fairly different idea, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea is entertaining. A teapot is the item to opt for.

Her Horny Martian found a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly an odd undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.