Their Ugly Martian

Their Ugly Martian needed a lava lamp that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing that was chosen.

Their Ugly Martian had a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

Their Ugly Martian always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a weird approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be miraculous. A can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

Their Ugly Martian desired a big sponge that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be spectacular. Strangely, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

Their Ugly Martian desperately needed a hat that they would occasionally worship. It might be a curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a hat of all things.

Their Ugly Martian looked for a condom to play with. One might say this is a weird exercise, to me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a condom is the thing to opt for.