Dodgy Martian

Dodgy Martian always had with them a stapler that they sometimes throw. It would be a funny action, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

Dodgy Martian wanted a pint of cider to put in the bath with him. One might say this is an unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

Dodgy Martian found a lava lamp that they would often play with. It was considered to be a fairly unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

Dodgy Martian had a lava lamp that they liked to demolish. This seems a funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is awesome. A lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

Dodgy Martian desperately wanted a sponge that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a fairly funny idea, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

Dodgy Martian desperately wanted a melon that they would sometimes share. This seems to be a fairly strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a melon was the thing that was selected.