Gentle Martian

Gentle Martian owned a set of lego to sleep with. One might find this to be a surprising exercise, to my children, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

Gentle Martian always kept a wig that they would sometimes annihilate It was considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the item chosen.

Gentle Martian desperately looked for a pencil sharpener that they would often eat. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

Gentle Martian had a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly exciting operation, to many, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball of all things.

Gentle Martian desperately wanted a melon that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be an exciting thing to do, to you, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a melon being the chosen thing.

Gentle Martian always carried a bottle of coke that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be an extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. A bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.