The Adventurous Martian

The Adventurous Martian always had with them a condom that they liked to annihilate It should be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a condom was the thing that was selected.

The Adventurous Martian found a spade to cuddle. It is a fairly different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a spade is the thing to choose.

The Adventurous Martian always kept a vibrator that they would often embrace. It should have been a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

The Adventurous Martian always kept a sword that they would demolish. It would be an extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a sword being the thing selected.

The Adventurous Martian looked for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

The Adventurous Martian always kept a cheese grater to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the item selected.