Her Horny Martian

Her Horny Martian found a vibrator to demolish. One might say this is a fairly new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

Her Horny Martian often carried a sword that they would often insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

Her Horny Martian often carried a wig that they would often embrace. This could be considered a fairly surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a wig was the item that was opted for.

Her Horny Martian always carried a dildo that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly original thought, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

Her Horny Martian often carried a stapler that they liked to demolish. It should have been a fairly different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to opt for.

Her Horny Martian often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider of all things.