Brainy Monkey

Brainy Monkey often carried a lava lamp that they would often put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

Brainy Monkey always had with them a pint of beer that they would sometimes worship. It would have been a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

Brainy Monkey desperately searched for a CD player that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.

Brainy Monkey craved for a block of cheese to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

Brainy Monkey desperately wanted a melon that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a melon being the thing opted for.

Brainy Monkey desperately wanted a cheese grater that they liked to play with. This seems to be an odd thought, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen item.