My Tired Monkey

My Tired Monkey desperately needed a little monkey that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. Remarkably, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

My Tired Monkey carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a piece of paper being the item opted for.

My Tired Monkey desperately searched for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be sublime. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.

My Tired Monkey searched for a bag of poop that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the chosen item.

My Tired Monkey desperately needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally drop. It was considered to be a funny operation, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the chosen thing.

My Tired Monkey desperately desired a pen that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the item that was selected.