My Jolly Monkey

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My Jolly Monkey wanted a piece of paper that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was miraculous. Honestly, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

My Jolly Monkey carried a cheese grater that they sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a cheese grater being the item selected.

My Jolly Monkey had a toilet brush that they would sometimes share. It would have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to many, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a toilet brush having that done to it

My Jolly Monkey often carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the thing opted for.

My Jolly Monkey desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put up their bum. It might have been an extraordinary activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

My Jolly Monkey always had with them a crown that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a crown would be the item that was opted for.