Her Anxious Monkey

Her Anxious Monkey desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally throw. This is certainly a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

Her Anxious Monkey desperately searched for a can of Tango that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems an unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the chosen item.

Her Anxious Monkey always carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

Her Anxious Monkey desperately searched for a stapler that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly new suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the item that was selected.

Her Anxious Monkey had a porno magazine that they would often insert somewhere. It should be an original idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

Her Anxious Monkey wanted a radiator that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be an extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.