A Depressed Monkey

A Depressed Monkey desperately desired a cheese grater that they would often sleep with. It should have been a strange proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

A Depressed Monkey desperately needed a can of coke that they would put up their bum. It should have been a strange thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

A Depressed Monkey desperately wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes throw. It is a fairly exciting thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

A Depressed Monkey desperately searched for a computer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a computer is the thing to select.

A Depressed Monkey owned a mug that they sometimes hug. It would be a bizarre thought, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the item selected.

A Depressed Monkey always had with them a CD player that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be fun. Who would have thought, a CD player being the chosen thing.