The Ugly Monkey

The Ugly Monkey desired a set square that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item chosen.

The Ugly Monkey wanted a cup that they would sometimes smash. It would be a fairly odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. A cup is the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Monkey carried a sword that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Monkey desperately needed a computer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems a new activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. A computer being the item selected.

The Ugly Monkey desperately looked for a helmet that they would sleep with. It should be an exciting undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item to select.

The Ugly Monkey found a bottle of coke that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.