My Ugly Monkey

My Ugly Monkey searched for a teapot that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. A teapot would be the item that was opted for.

My Ugly Monkey had a pint of beer that they liked to play with. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

My Ugly Monkey desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was spectacular. A bottle of coke of all things.

My Ugly Monkey desperately searched for a bag of poop to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

My Ugly Monkey desperately craved for a stapler that they sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a stapler is the item to select.

My Ugly Monkey found a cup to try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was wonderous. A cup is the item to opt for.