A Purple Monkey

A Purple Monkey desperately needed a can of Tango to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly new idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to choose.

A Purple Monkey looked for a hat that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a bizarre thought, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a hat of all things.

A Purple Monkey often carried a magic 8 ball to hug. It was considered to be a curious operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the item opted for.

A Purple Monkey had a spade that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be a fairly funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was fun. Strangely, a spade was the item that was chosen.

A Purple Monkey desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would sleep with. It is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

A Purple Monkey desired a custard pie that they would sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly different operation, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is awesome. A custard pie was the thing that was selected.