My Stupid Monkey

My Stupid Monkey always carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. This is certainly a bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be sublime. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.

My Stupid Monkey desperately searched for a set square that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

My Stupid Monkey desperately wanted a can of Tango to break. One might consider this to be an unusual action, to most, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

My Stupid Monkey needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes annihilate One might say this is a fairly peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

My Stupid Monkey wanted a stapler that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly curious proposal, to many, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stapler being the chosen item.

My Stupid Monkey desperately searched for a cucumber that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be an odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a cucumber being the chosen thing.