His Blue Monkey

His Blue Monkey owned a mug that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a mug being the thing selected.

His Blue Monkey desperately searched for a sack of potatoes to break. It should be a new idea, to many, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

His Blue Monkey desperately looked for a pint of beer that they sometimes play with. It is an exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer being the item selected.

His Blue Monkey had a mug that they would often eat. It might have been a surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a mug is the item to opt for.

His Blue Monkey searched for a porno magazine that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

His Blue Monkey looked for a CD player that they sometimes embrace. It would have been a fairly astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. A CD player is the thing to opt for.