A Round Monkey

A Round Monkey desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would sit and look at. It might have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

A Round Monkey craved for a toilet brush that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered an exciting idea, to some, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

A Round Monkey always had with them a block of cheese that they liked to break. This seems a fairly extraordinary operation, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the thing that was selected.

A Round Monkey looked for a porno magazine that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was magnificent. A porno magazine was the chosen thing.

A Round Monkey craved for a stapler that they would often worship. One might find this to be a curious operation, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

A Round Monkey desperately searched for a lava lamp that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was amazing. Honestly, a lava lamp is the thing to select.