His Little Monkey

His Little Monkey craved for a lava lamp that they would sometimes worship. It is a curious thought, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

His Little Monkey craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes put on his head. It might have been a fairly odd exercise, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

His Little Monkey looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered a surprising undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

His Little Monkey always kept a radiator that they would often sleep with. It should have been a different approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was miraculous. A radiator was the item that was chosen.

His Little Monkey found a computer that they liked to play with. It might be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

His Little Monkey often carried a hat that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is an extraordinary idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a hat would be the thing that was selected.