Their Eccentric Monkey

Their Eccentric Monkey always kept a porno magazine that they would sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly funny thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

Their Eccentric Monkey carried a bag of flour that they would experiment on. This might appear to be an unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

Their Eccentric Monkey searched for a bottle of wine that they would often sit and look at. It is an unusual proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

Their Eccentric Monkey searched for a bottle of coke that they would often put on his head. It is a fairly different suggestion, to me, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

Their Eccentric Monkey had a pencil sharpener that they would smash. This seems to be a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

Their Eccentric Monkey always had with them a spade that they would eat. It was an exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.