The Silly Monkey

The Silly Monkey desperately needed a set square that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was an astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

The Silly Monkey desperately wanted a CD player that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly strange undertaking, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was wonderful. Remarkably, a CD player being the chosen item.

The Silly Monkey looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the item selected.

The Silly Monkey always kept a block of cheese that they would play with. This is certainly a fairly weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the item that was chosen.

The Silly Monkey desperately wanted a teapot that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the item chosen.

The Silly Monkey looked for a wig that they would occasionally eat. It would be a fairly surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was spectacular. A wig is the thing to choose.