A Round Monkey

A Round Monkey desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

A Round Monkey desperately needed a helmet that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be an exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

A Round Monkey always kept a big sponge that they would cuddle. It might be a fairly weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was selected.

A Round Monkey desperately desired a porno magazine to cuddle. It should have been a funny idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

A Round Monkey desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sit and look at. This could be considered a strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

A Round Monkey wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Honestly, a cucumber being the item selected.