My Foolish Monkey

My Foolish Monkey desperately searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was awesome. A piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

My Foolish Monkey desperately looked for a big sponge that they would sometimes smash. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

My Foolish Monkey owned a bat that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a bat being the chosen thing.

My Foolish Monkey always kept a pint of beer that they would sometimes share. It would be a different idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be sublime. A pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

My Foolish Monkey always had with them a sponge that they would demolish. One might say this is a new activity, to you, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

My Foolish Monkey always had with them a cucumber that they would drop. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a cucumber of all things.