Crypting Monkey

Crypting Monkey always kept a rubber johnny that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

Crypting Monkey often carried a ball that they would occasionally throw. It was a funny thought, to some, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a ball is the thing to choose.

Crypting Monkey desperately wanted a stretchman that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly new proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

Crypting Monkey desperately needed a teapot that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be an exciting undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a teapot having that done to it

Crypting Monkey always carried a cucumber that they would rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly strange activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was fun. A cucumber being the item selected.

Crypting Monkey looked for a crown to play with. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the thing to select.