My Square Monkey

My Square Monkey desired a melon that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a melon is the thing to choose.

My Square Monkey carried a ball that they sometimes share. It would be a fairly peculiar proposal, to you, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a ball is the item to select.

My Square Monkey looked for a vibrator that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

My Square Monkey always had with them a bat that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an odd activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bat is the thing to opt for.

My Square Monkey carried a stapler that they liked to worship. This seems an exciting approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was miraculous. Strangely, a stapler would be the item chosen.

My Square Monkey desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes eat. It would have been an original operation, to many, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. A rubber johnny would be the item chosen.