The Big Monkey

The Big Monkey desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes share. It was considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was out of this world. A sack of potatoes was the item that was selected.

The Big Monkey desperately looked for a mug that they would occasionally eat. This seems a fairly unusual undertaking, to you, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a mug having that done to it

The Big Monkey desperately wanted a radiator that they liked to put up their bum. It is a weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

The Big Monkey carried a sword that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a sword is the item to opt for.

The Big Monkey desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

The Big Monkey desperately desired a dildo that they would often sit and look at. It would be a surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a dildo was the chosen thing.