A Square Monkey

A Square Monkey carried a teapot that they liked to put on his head. It might have been a peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.

A Square Monkey wanted a custard pie that they would sometimes share. It might be a surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Who would have thought, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

A Square Monkey always kept a little monkey that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly weird action, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item chosen.

A Square Monkey always kept a Harry Potter wand to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a weird activity, to you, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

A Square Monkey found a wig that they liked to break. It would have been a bizarre operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a wig was the item that was opted for.

A Square Monkey desperately searched for a melon that they would experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to me, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a melon was the thing that was opted for.