My Nervous Monkey

My Nervous Monkey looked for a cheese grater that they sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

My Nervous Monkey often carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes annihilate It is considered to be an astonishing thought, to most, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

My Nervous Monkey craved for a sword that they liked to drop. It should have been a strange activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. A sword being the thing opted for.

My Nervous Monkey carried a sack of potatoes that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

My Nervous Monkey desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes eat. This seems a funny thought, to some, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was entertaining. A can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

My Nervous Monkey desperately wanted a bag of poop to hug. It would have been a fairly peculiar activity, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be stunning. A bag of poop being the chosen thing.