A Silly Monkey

A Silly Monkey found a pencil sharpener that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been a fairly strange activity, to some, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

A Silly Monkey craved for a little monkey that they would often worship. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be fun. A little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

A Silly Monkey desperately needed a piece of paper that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be an astonishing exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the thing that was chosen.

A Silly Monkey found a melon that they would occasionally break. It would have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a melon is the item that was chosen.

A Silly Monkey had a bag of flour to sit and look at. It was a peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

A Silly Monkey desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a can of Tango having that done to it