Their Confused Monkey

Their Confused Monkey carried a stapler that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea was out of this world. A stapler is the thing to opt for.

Their Confused Monkey found a chocolate bar to hug. This might appear to be an exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar of all things.

Their Confused Monkey looked for a lava lamp that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was out of this world. A lava lamp was the chosen item.

Their Confused Monkey owned a bag of poop to demolish. It is an exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

Their Confused Monkey always kept a cheese grater that they liked to embrace. It was a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a cheese grater is the item to select.

Their Confused Monkey desperately desired a bat to try to balance on their head. It is a funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was miraculous. A bat would be the chosen thing.