His Depressed Monkey

His Depressed Monkey owned a bat that they would sit and look at. It should have been an unusual undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Honestly, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

His Depressed Monkey carried a radiator to break. This could be considered an odd activity, to me, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a radiator being the item opted for.

His Depressed Monkey desperately needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a funny approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

His Depressed Monkey desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a weird and wonderful thought, to some, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

His Depressed Monkey desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly unusual thought, to most, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

His Depressed Monkey desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would often drop. This seems a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to select.