The Nervous Monkey

The Nervous Monkey desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would annihilate It was a fairly surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

The Nervous Monkey desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Monkey found a tomato that they would put up their bum. It is a fairly unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the thing selected.

The Nervous Monkey desired a dildo that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the thing to choose.

The Nervous Monkey always carried a custard pie to eat. It should be a fairly different approach to life, to many, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

The Nervous Monkey desired a tomato that they would embrace. It should be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.