His Horny Monkey

His Horny Monkey craved for a ball that they would often sit and look at. This seems a fairly funny activity, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a ball being the chosen item.

His Horny Monkey owned a rubber johnny that they would often play with. It might be a fairly odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was simply life. A rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

His Horny Monkey desperately craved for a sponge that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a curious approach to life, to you, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a sponge is the thing to select.

His Horny Monkey always kept a bottle of beer that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

His Horny Monkey searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper being the thing selected.

His Horny Monkey often carried a ball that they would often hug. One might say this is a weird undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the thing that was selected.