My Square Monkey

My Square Monkey wanted a radiator that they sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a radiator would be the item that was opted for.

My Square Monkey always kept a bottle of wine that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a fairly original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is fun. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

My Square Monkey wanted a radiator that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be a curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the chosen thing.

My Square Monkey desired a bottle of coke that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

My Square Monkey desperately looked for a dildo that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly strange proposal, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was epic. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

My Square Monkey desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. A can of Tango is the item that was chosen.