Her Ugly Monkey

Her Ugly Monkey needed a cup that they would experiment on. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a cup being the chosen item.

Her Ugly Monkey always carried a big sponge to experiment on. This seems a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a big sponge being the thing selected.

Her Ugly Monkey desperately searched for a hat that they would often cuddle. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a hat is the item to choose.

Her Ugly Monkey always kept a pint of beer that they would share. It was a strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was epic. Strangely, a pint of beer being the item selected.

Her Ugly Monkey had a pencil sharpener that they would play with. One might find this to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

Her Ugly Monkey wanted a little monkey that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly astonishing proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be spectacular. Honestly, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.