My Green Monkey

My Green Monkey desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.

My Green Monkey often carried a spade to share. It is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a spade being the thing selected.

My Green Monkey had a mug to throw. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to me, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

My Green Monkey desired a bat that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a bat being the chosen thing.

My Green Monkey often carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

My Green Monkey desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.