Their Handsome Monkey

Their Handsome Monkey desired a bottle of coke that they would sometimes worship. It was a fairly weird undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

Their Handsome Monkey looked for a spade to sleep with. One might say this is a fairly curious proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a spade being the thing opted for.

Their Handsome Monkey wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

Their Handsome Monkey wanted a bottle of wine that they would often sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly original thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. A bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

Their Handsome Monkey desperately looked for a cheese grater that they would rub on his belly. It should be a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

Their Handsome Monkey desperately needed a big sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a big sponge is the thing to select.